[Last Updated: April 4th, 2013]I hope all of you readers will enjoy your time here on my painfully simple Tumblr site and enjoy my ever-present dry (and sometimes thoughtfully cynical) and witty humor as well.
“The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom.”
― Isaac Asimov
Sarcasm: the ability to insult idiots without them knowing it.
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(c) 2011 | Celebrating my Upcoming Two-Year Anniversary June 2013.
I have no words for this
You know he just wants to look at Gandalf’s ass. But then suddenly, a wild Elrond appears.
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Bondlock - AU
“Your brother is such an annoying dick”
“Funny. That’s what his boyfriend always says”
Excellent reuse of this scene.
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I found out from the vet that the lump on my cat Koko’s neck is cancerous. He’s getting blood work done next week, and so far he seems perfectly normal and happy.
My mom’s dog Nikki, on the other hand, has a ruptured disc. He’s on medication right now, but he’s not a happy puppy.
…
Warm thoughts and prayers it is then. Coming Right up.
It’s getting a little hot in here…
Take a screencap or click and drag to get your results! NO CHEATING.
Thranduil, Kili, Kili, Gollum…(Not sure if I like this or not…)
Lover: Elrond (ooo, yes please!)
BFF: Balin
Has a Crush on You: Goblin King (AHHHH)
Slain By: Gollum
Lovebug: Bilbo (Martin Free- I mean, Bilbo, come here!)
Friendly Face: Gandalf (Can’t you find any better wizards? /snob)
Unwanted Crush: Gollum (Oh dear lord…)
Slain By: Bombur (WHYYYY?!!!!)
Not too bad I suppose.
Apparently this has been confirmed by Disney Pixar developers.
Life. Complete.
oh my god.
WH-WH-WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT. I MISS YOU BOO.
omg and she’s playing with a blue kitty toy. :3
So very canon
Literally screamed.
OH MY GOD
My…my…my…
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Boys can be Witches, too.
Art blog here :D
Yes, I believe that would be the art of being a Bitch. Boy-Witch.
OMG THATS SO CUTE I NEVER NOTICED OMG HES SMILING AT THE SMILEY FACE ON THE WALL HE IS THE CUTEST THING EVER OMG ILY SHERLOCKKKKK
Glad it’s not just me that saw this!
SHERLOCK YOU ARE TOO CUTE COMEHERE
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