Tom Felton v. Tom Hardy
I imagine that if Tom Felton had taken the role of Bane instead of Tom Hardy, Batman’s first encounter with Bane would have gone a little something like this…
Batman: Where is he?!!!!!?!!111?!1!!!!
Bane: Oh no please, I didn’t mean it! Don’t hurt me! I’m Draco Ma-
[Batman punches Bane in the face once.]
Batman: Well, that was no fun. I’m not supposed to kill people either…
[Batman looks around.]