[Last Updated: April 4th, 2013]I hope all of you readers will enjoy your time here on my painfully simple Tumblr site and enjoy my ever-present dry (and sometimes thoughtfully cynical) and witty humor as well.
“The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom.”
― Isaac Asimov
Sarcasm: the ability to insult idiots without them knowing it.
--- The Best Definition Ever
(c) 2011 | Celebrating my Upcoming Two-Year Anniversary June 2013.
Bondlock - AU
“Your brother is such an annoying dick”
“Funny. That’s what his boyfriend always says”
Excellent reuse of this scene.
(via karlimeaghan)
Apparently this has been confirmed by Disney Pixar developers.
Life. Complete.
oh my god.
WH-WH-WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT. I MISS YOU BOO.
omg and she’s playing with a blue kitty toy. :3
So very canon
Literally screamed.
OH MY GOD
My…my…my…
(via karlimeaghan)
Perfect.
(via khaldrogoed)
Tom Felton v. Tom Hardy
I imagine that if Tom Felton had taken the role of Bane instead of Tom Hardy, Batman’s first encounter with Bane would have gone a little something like this…
Batman: Where is he?!!!!!?!!111?!1!!!!
Bane: Oh no please, I didn’t mean it! Don’t hurt me! I’m Draco Ma-
[Batman punches Bane in the face once.]
[Bane dies.]
Batman: Well, that was no fun. I’m not supposed to kill people either…
[Batman looks around.]
Batman: Whoops.
