[Last Updated: April 4th, 2013] I hope all of you readers will enjoy your time here on my painfully simple Tumblr site and enjoy my ever-present dry (and sometimes thoughtfully cynical) and witty humor as well. “The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom.” ― Isaac Asimov Sarcasm: the ability to insult idiots without them knowing it. —- The Best Definition Ever (c) 2011 | Celebrating my Upcoming Two-Year Anniversary June 2013.Tumblr (3.0; @johnwrek)http://johnwrek.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0463c24e07290afe519021d72d810116/tumblr_mmt1tcTcN41qhttpto1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/880cfddd2a55f25b7f20e8d30335de4d/tumblr_mmt1tcTcN41qhttpto2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2be9aef4c0147ebe6eb4ea13f28e163f/tumblr_mmt1tcTcN41qhttpto3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e8719d759217d7d1173856fa0eec30ce/tumblr_mmt1tcTcN41qhttpto4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e15538a46652655ac503a5bfa3070e94/tumblr_mmt1tcTcN41qhttpto5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theartofanimation.tumblr.com/post/50440275431/wiktoria" target="_blank">theartofanimation</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://viki-vaki.deviantart.com/" target="_blank">Wiktoria</a></p> </blockquote>http://johnwrek.tumblr.com/post/50440330839http://johnwrek.tumblr.com/post/50440330839Tue, 14 May 2013 16:21:44 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b2fbdbf2be7cbda0e42e6cfa2f566ea6/tumblr_mlbwrbVPHw1qcb778o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ce8383ee207a52b4eb787c17628c3a53/tumblr_mlbwrbVPHw1qcb778o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2429430573b439eff659bdabd3a56871/tumblr_mlbwrbVPHw1qcb778o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/39b91b48ffee8f194bbc9e9b6f47b220/tumblr_mlbwrbVPHw1qcb778o5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cad074afd0cade93a824793487a5e158/tumblr_mlbwrbVPHw1qcb778o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://meagan-marie.tumblr.com/post/49683785757/a-m-inspiration-collected-works-by-sanchiko" target="_blank">meagan-marie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>A.M. Inspiration </em></p> <p>Collected Works by <a href="http://sanchiko.deviantart.com/" target="_blank">Sanchiko</a></p> </blockquote>http://johnwrek.tumblr.com/post/49684522385http://johnwrek.tumblr.com/post/49684522385Sun, 05 May 2013 09:44:29 -0400<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/bZI1eeV88lQ?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fuckyeahdementia.com/post/49620613403/what-happens-when-you-put-a-firecracker-in-a-cow" target="_blank">fuckyeahdementia</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>What happens when you put a firecracker in a cow patty</strong></p> <p>Wait for it… wait for it…</p> <p>[<a href="http://www.tastefullyoffensive.com/2013/05/what-happens-when-you-put-firecracker.html" target="_blank">via to.</a>]</p> </blockquote>http://johnwrek.tumblr.com/post/49625528974http://johnwrek.tumblr.com/post/49625528974Sat, 04 May 2013 17:49:33 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_meb9ykXXZl1rx5m8ro1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_meb9ykXXZl1rx5m8ro2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_meb9ykXXZl1rx5m8ro3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_meb9ykXXZl1rx5m8ro4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://estimfalos.tumblr.com/post/36887215376/reading-between-the-lines-gijs-van-vaerenbergh" target="_blank">estimfalos</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong><a href="http://www.archdaily.com/298693/reading-between-the-lines-gijs-van-vaerenbergh/" target="_blank">Reading between the lines</a></strong> - <em><a href="http://www.gijsvanvaerenbergh.com/" target="_blank">Gijs Van Vaerenbergh</a></em></p> <p><span>Depending on the perspective of the viewer, the church is either perceived as a massive building, or dissolves — partly or completely — into the landscape. Those viewers that look from the inside of the church to the outside, on the other hand, witness an abstract play of lines that reshapes the surrounding landscape. In this way, church and landscape can both be considered part of the work — hence also its title, which implies that to read between the lines, one must also read the lines themselves. In other words: the church makes the subjective experience of the landscape visible, and vice versa.</span></p> <p><em><a href="http://www.archdaily.com/298693/reading-between-the-lines-gijs-van-vaerenbergh/" target="_blank">Read more</a></em></p> </blockquote> <p>Incredible.</p>http://johnwrek.tumblr.com/post/49625406030http://johnwrek.tumblr.com/post/49625406030Sat, 04 May 2013 17:47:50 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/59cd5b44d1c3d86302d3f27cf38c13a4/tumblr_mmagldiBg91rwnp75o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dorkly.tumblr.com/post/49623864989/if-george-lucas-planned-the-star-wars-prequels-on" target="_blank">dorkly</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.dorkly.com/article/44269/if-george-lucas-planned-the-star-wars-prequels-on-facebook" target="_blank"><strong>If George Lucas Planned the Star Wars Prequels On Facebook</strong></a></p> </blockquote> <p>Oh Jesus Christo. He would do that too.</p>http://johnwrek.tumblr.com/post/49625265637http://johnwrek.tumblr.com/post/49625265637Sat, 04 May 2013 17:45:52 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a724b3bb1c54fdd6f3e408e78439b353/tumblr_mmamiyYxJe1rw70wfo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://didyouknowgaming.com/post/49624621685/mortal-kombat-ii" target="_blank">didyouknowgaming</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Mortal Kombat II.</p> <p><a href="http://mortalkombat.wikia.com/wiki/Secret_character" target="_blank"><a href="http://mortalkombat.wikia.com/wiki/Secret_character" target="_blank">http://mortalkombat.wikia.com/wiki/Secret_character</a></a></p> </blockquote> <p>Oh, that’s evil.</p>http://johnwrek.tumblr.com/post/49625210303http://johnwrek.tumblr.com/post/49625210303Sat, 04 May 2013 17:45:06 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/407860fc492423060e7948f853638a7f/tumblr_mma8j4d5ty1qzrlhgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thefrogman.me/post/49624841705/these-arent-the-droids-im-looking-for" target="_blank">thefrogman</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>These aren’t the droids I’m looking for. </p> </blockquote> <p>May the 4th be with us all.</p>http://johnwrek.tumblr.com/post/49625145839http://johnwrek.tumblr.com/post/49625145839Sat, 04 May 2013 17:44:12 -0400wilwheaton: owlturdcomix: Grey: http://i.imgur.com/Kt10DXt.png Purple: http://i.imgur.com/VHESTM...http://johnwrek.tumblr.com/post/49404627371http://johnwrek.tumblr.com/post/49404627371Wed, 01 May 2013 21:36:27 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/21b5bcbc4a8b3e44b7e77539e61589b8/tumblr_mlluclaia71rv14pfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cyrail.tumblr.com/post/48687598806/spaaaaartan-by-nosaj7541-got-an-artwork-or-an" target="_blank">cyrail</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://nosaj7541.deviantart.com/art/Spaaaaartan-366313793" target="_blank">Spaaaaartan</a> by *<a href="http://nosaj7541.deviantart.com/" target="_blank">nosaj7541</a></p> <p>Got an artwork or an artist you like? <a href="http://cyrail.tumblr.com/suggest" title="Suggest" target="_blank">Suggest it</a>!</p> </blockquote>http://johnwrek.tumblr.com/post/49404520043http://johnwrek.tumblr.com/post/49404520043Wed, 01 May 2013 21:35:10 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/645a51c90286bc4959cd244c43c74d61/tumblr_mlvd8wiYRg1rwnp75o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fb91db6686954e17d23a1b2799a309d8/tumblr_mlvd8wiYRg1rwnp75o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/49080d97770e3f7bc5b8fecaf6ae34a2/tumblr_mlvd8wiYRg1rwnp75o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c00d0c102cbd1c4a7299c917a453eb72/tumblr_mlvd8wiYRg1rwnp75o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dorkly.tumblr.com/post/48933786689/videogames-a-history-of-violence" target="_blank">dorkly</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.dorkly.com/comic/51659/videogames-a-history-of-violence" target="_blank"><strong>Videogames: A History of Violence</strong></a></p> </blockquote> <p>Preeeettty much.</p>http://johnwrek.tumblr.com/post/49228126271http://johnwrek.tumblr.com/post/49228126271Mon, 29 Apr 2013 22:12:47 -0400<iframe src="http://www.collegehumor.com/e/6886848" width="400" height="246" frameborder="0" webkitAllowFullScreen allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blog.collegehumor.com/post/49225684603/men-experience-child-birth-guys-can-be-such" target="_blank">collegehumor</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/embed/6886848/men-experience-child-birth" target="_blank"><strong>Men Experience Child Birth</strong></a></p> <p>Guys can be such pussies.</p> </blockquote> <p>You couldn’t pay me to go through this.</p>http://johnwrek.tumblr.com/post/49227989858http://johnwrek.tumblr.com/post/49227989858Mon, 29 Apr 2013 22:11:14 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fd683496b3d8a0be360f387b954306bd/tumblr_mkrsbb8JuA1rpq0i8o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2539e514f3299697343972313521b2d7/tumblr_mkrsbb8JuA1rpq0i8o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5924439d59e5c9e356e1092ad3fa37e1/tumblr_mkrsbb8JuA1rpq0i8o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/44a2f03389961adbadca19dffc4c6798/tumblr_mkrsbb8JuA1rpq0i8o6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a542ec823d002278f1c5064286b1cc1d/tumblr_mkrsbb8JuA1rpq0i8o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/01da10897b2df38da2efd8d7b77c5cb8/tumblr_mkrsbb8JuA1rpq0i8o5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nock-nock-nock.tumblr.com/post/47176675576" target="_blank">nock-nock-nock</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>楳図かずお - “わたしは真悟”</p> </blockquote>http://johnwrek.tumblr.com/post/49227517143http://johnwrek.tumblr.com/post/49227517143Mon, 29 Apr 2013 22:05:55 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/86f17b22fc1c3295bd3d725aec2df33e/tumblr_mm1ajpXSlf1qasthro1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blog.collegehumor.com/post/49227029694/youve-worked-hard-you-deserve-some-more-videos" target="_blank">collegehumor</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>You’ve worked hard.  You deserve some more videos</strong></p> <p><a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/embed/6886877/boston-terrier-drives-car" target="_blank">Boston Terrier Drives Car</a> - Grey means go.  Grey means stop. </p> <p><a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/embed/6886859/dad-trolls-kid-in-ball-pit" target="_blank">Dad Trolls Kid In Ball Pit</a> - This ball pit ain’t big enough for the two of us.</p> <p><a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/embed/6886878/how-to-make-your-head-disappear" target="_blank">How to Make Your Head Disappear</a> - Its a shame.  He used to have a good head on his shoulders.</p> <p><a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/embed/6886893/4-minutes-up-close-with-a-giant-galapagos-tortoise" target="_blank">4 Minutes Up Close With a GIANT Galapagos Tortoise</a> - How about we get to know each other first…</p> </blockquote>http://johnwrek.tumblr.com/post/49227390669http://johnwrek.tumblr.com/post/49227390669Mon, 29 Apr 2013 22:04:29 -0400Polemical: causing debate or argument.http://johnwrek.tumblr.com/post/49116852658http://johnwrek.tumblr.com/post/49116852658Sun, 28 Apr 2013 15:55:33 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8u5hbHMA21qb4wy7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://johnwrek.tumblr.com/post/49116791342http://johnwrek.tumblr.com/post/49116791342Sun, 28 Apr 2013 15:54:49 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/226a70e41f580172fa8674d82e9a3c6e/tumblr_mlj5w5lAAa1rnfgtmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://funniest.1000notes.com/post/49081412565/ddd" target="_blank">the-absolute-funniest-posts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p class="gone"><em><small>This post has been featured on a <a href="http://www.1000notes.com" target="_blank">1000notes.com</a> blog.</small></em></p> </blockquote> <p>Oh my. Is that some sort of hideous mix between Tingle and an evil Mista Wabbit? 0_O</p>http://johnwrek.tumblr.com/post/49098079360http://johnwrek.tumblr.com/post/49098079360Sun, 28 Apr 2013 12:00:45 -0400loweryi: crowbegottenbatman: loweryi: crowbegottenbatman: the word “sabotage” is p much short...http://johnwrek.tumblr.com/post/49097973449http://johnwrek.tumblr.com/post/49097973449Sun, 28 Apr 2013 11:59:18 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b3fcddfec959e3887f5783efb45f8311/tumblr_mlxh6wGJzd1rfsniyo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e96ecfe916ab29f6b5d85f4dc06974f6/tumblr_mlxh6wGJzd1rfsniyo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a56cdb95066e2292e66c7ed44da0cabc/tumblr_mlxh6wGJzd1rfsniyo3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://funniest.1000notes.com/post/49083226827/doctorwho-this-post-has-been-featured-on-a" target="_blank">the-absolute-funniest-posts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://doctorwho.tumblr.com/post/49055406806" target="_blank">doctorwho</a>:</p> <p><img alt="" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1e5ktP8cJ1qhap1n.gif"/></p> <p class="gone"><em><small>This post has been featured on a <a href="http://www.1000notes.com" target="_blank">1000notes.com</a> blog.</small></em></p> </blockquote> <p>Basically.</p>http://johnwrek.tumblr.com/post/49097937447http://johnwrek.tumblr.com/post/49097937447Sun, 28 Apr 2013 11:58:48 -0400historical-nonfiction: A large percentage of the budget for Monty Python and the Holy Grail was...http://johnwrek.tumblr.com/post/49097895849http://johnwrek.tumblr.com/post/49097895849Sun, 28 Apr 2013 11:58:14 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d13e47cd4f1155236bb1830304e69a00/tumblr_mlj22iddaT1qctrupo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9735f2665230154fc208487fc64c7dd9/tumblr_mlj22iddaT1qctrupo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://johnwrek.tumblr.com/post/49097810199http://johnwrek.tumblr.com/post/49097810199Sun, 28 Apr 2013 11:57:04 -0400