[Last Updated: April 4th, 2013]I hope all of you readers will enjoy your time here on my painfully simple Tumblr site and enjoy my ever-present dry (and sometimes thoughtfully cynical) and witty humor as well.
“The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom.”
― Isaac Asimov
Sarcasm: the ability to insult idiots without them knowing it.
--- The Best Definition Ever
(c) 2011 | Celebrating my Upcoming Two-Year Anniversary June 2013.
Top Three Queries this Weekend- Asked of Myself by Others (Jokingly) Sometimes
The following are the three top questions or queries asked of me this weekend by friends and others alike. They are funny, but the responses may be even more so… ;-)
1] Are you high or smoking some questionable substance right now?
ME: Nope.
2] Are you drunk?
ME: Not yet. :p
3] Why would you ever think that I’d believe that you made God of War?
ME: …Well…
:p
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