Limbaugh Offers "Idea" For Hurricane Isaac:... →
wilwheaton: LIMBAUGH: Okay, folks, it’s a moment of truth. We are mere hours away now from Tropical Storm Isaac, which everybody is desperately hoping becomes a hurricane. I can’t believe this. They are desperately hoping that it becomes a hurricane. It’s the Democrats’ wet dream that this thing hit New Orleans. So, you know me. My middle name is Solutions. I have some ideas for the...
phytos: I start college tomorrow and this gif is probably the most perfect visual representation of how I feel right now. I assume you mean that you’ll drop dead by disc three your second semester? ;-)
The Importance of Grammar
“This just in: Beaver doll has herpes.” This Justin Beaver doll has herpes.
Tom Felton v. Tom Hardy
I imagine that if Tom Felton had taken the role of Bane instead of Tom Hardy, Batman’s first encounter with Bane would have gone a little something like this… Batman: Where is he?!!!!!?!!111?!1!!!! Bane: Oh no please, I didn’t mean it! Don’t hurt me! I’m Draco Ma- [Batman punches Bane in the face once.] [Bane dies.] Batman: Well, that was no fun. I’m not...
12 Things You Should Know About Vice Presidential... →
think-progress: 1. Ryan embraces the extreme philosophy of Ayn Rand 2. Ryan wants to raises taxes on the middle class, cuts them for millionaires. 3. Ryan wants to end Medicare, replace it with a voucher system. 4. Ryan thinks Social Security is a “ponzi scheme.” 5. Ryan’s budget would result in 4.1 million lost jobs in 2 years. 6. Ryan wants to eliminate Pell Grants for more more than 1...
WIL WHEATON dot TUMBLR: Today I am setting aside... →
wilwheaton: It’s all too easy to forget that there’s a human being on the other end of the Internet. That human being has a name. That human being has friends and family; hopes, fears, and dreams. The person behind those words and that avatar is loved by people, and that person loves them in return. It’s far… Very good sir, very good.
Besides, all those simple sentences worked for Hemingway, didn’t they?...– Stephen King’s On Writing
At school I feel like Ron Swanson. →
the-absolute-funniest-posts: When I go to school: When someone insults me: When I see someone I hate: When someone tries talking to me: When someone is annoying me: When someone tells me their problems: But then when school is over: Follow this blog, you’ll love it on your dashboard! Don’t we all? I thought we did…